We Are History

We Are History
Titlescreen of series 1, featuring Marcus Brigstocke.
GenreComedy
Satire
StarringMarcus Brigstocke
Danny Robins
Daniel Tetsell
Original languageEnglish
No. of seasons2
No. of episodes12
Production
Running time9 minutes
Production companyBBC Entertainment
Original release
NetworkBBC Two
Release3 April 2000 (2000-04-03) –
30 October 2001 (2001-10-30)

We Are History is a British comedy series broadcast on the BBC. It ran for two series of six ten-minute episodes.

The series was a parody of historical and archaeological documentaries, especially those of the Time Team, Meet the Ancestors and Simon Schama. Marcus Brigstocke played dubious historian David Oxley, who would attempt to 'recreate' a number of historical events in a modern setting. In one episode, he recreated the Viking invasion of Britain in "the last bastion of Viking control" – an IKEA store. In another, he recreated the Spanish Armada in a swimming pool with children throwing foam balls at one another.

Much of the humour derived from Oxley's singular incompetence and stupidity. He seemed totally unaware of the facts of history and often made things up as he went along. Each episode had a general theme that offered a view of history totally at odds with the known facts – such as Camelot being buried underneath Heathrow Airport or the Norman invasion being a bunch of French visitors who overstayed their welcome and got carried away. In every episode, Oxley talked of "new evidence unearthed by local enthusiasts".

Transmissions

SeriesEpisodesOriginally released
First releasedLast released
163 April 2000 (2000-04-03)17 April 2000 (2000-04-17)
2625 September 2001 (2001-09-25)30 October 2001 (2001-10-30)

Episodes

Series 1 (2000)

No.
overall
No. in
series
TitleDirected byOriginal release date
11"Boadicea: Myth or Missus?"Sean Grundy3 April 2000 (2000-04-03)
22"King Arthur: Myth or Legend?"Sean Grundy4 April 2000 (2000-04-04)
33"Our Friends in the Norse"Sean Grundy10 April 2000 (2000-04-10)
44"Hunchback!"Sean Grundy12 April 2000 (2000-04-12)
55"Armada!"Sean Grundy14 April 2000 (2000-04-14)
66"Oliver's Army"Sean Grundy17 April 2000 (2000-04-17)

Series 2 (2001)

No.
overall
No. in
series
TitleDirected byOriginal release date
71"Conquered!"Alex Walsh-Taylor25 September 2001 (2001-09-25)
82"The Real Robin Hood"Alex Walsh-Taylor2 October 2001 (2001-10-02)
93"Fire"Alex Walsh-Taylor9 October 2001 (2001-10-09)
104"Bonnie Prince Charlie: Too Scot to Handle?"Alex Walsh-Taylor16 October 2001 (2001-10-16)
115"The Industrial Revolution: Factory or Friction?"Alex Walsh-Taylor23 October 2001 (2001-10-23)
126"Any Old Iron Age?"Alex Walsh-Taylor30 October 2001 (2001-10-30)