Night Stand with Dick Dietrick
| Night Stand with Dick Dietrick | |
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| Also known as | Night Stand |
| Created by | Paul Abeyta Peter Kaikko Timothy Stack |
| Presented by | Timothy Stack (as Dick Dietrick) |
| Country of origin | United States |
| No. of episodes | 96 (divided into 2 shows per episode) |
| Production | |
| Executive producers | Larry Strawther season one; Timothy Stack season two |
| Production locations | Sunset Gower Studios, Hollywood |
| Running time | 60 minutes |
| Production companies | RC Entertainment Big Ticket Television |
| Original release | |
| Network | First-run syndication E! |
| Release | September 16, 1995 – 1997 |
Night Stand with Dick Dietrick is an American television comedy show that satirized American tabloid talk shows. The series was originally broadcast in first-run syndication from 1995 to 1997, as well as on the E! Entertainment Television network. Night Stand was co-created by Paul Abeyta, Peter Kaikko and actor/writer Timothy Stack, who also starred as the show's host Dick Dietrick. The show benefited from contributions by writer/friends of the creators, namely co-exec producer Larry Strawther (the first season show-runner) and the long-time comedy writing team of Bob Iles and Jim Stein.
History
Night Stand premiered September 16, 1995 in syndication, running in over 87% of the US markets, mainly as a Saturday evening program airing against, or if carried by an NBC station, after Saturday Night Live. It also aired on E! Monday-Thursday at 10:30 p.m. (between Talk Soup and the Howard Stern) and was distributed internationally. The partnership with E! led to a follow-up second season.
Unlike other shows, each hour-long syndicated episode was actually divided into two separate half-hour programs which yielded 96 episodes for E! reruns. (E! kept the show for several years but only in reruns.)
Much of the Night Stand production team went on to work with Howard Stern on Son of the Beach, with some of their "guests" also making appearances.
Night Stand was the first production from Big Ticket Productions, the company formed by former Warner Bros. development executive Larry Lyttle. Strawther had worked with Abeyta and Kaikko at Merv Griffin Productions and later worked with Lyttle on the shows My Sister Sam and Night Court. Strawther brought on Night Court director Jim Drake and they developed the tape-four-shows-a-week format that made the show financially practical. Strawther did not return as showrunner for the second season after he and Stack differed on when silliness went "over the top."
The show's original slogan "If you don't have Night Stand, you don't have Dick" and The Comedy That Makes Up Talk was later changed to The Comedy That Makes Fun of Talk.
Night Stand helped Big Ticket Productions get started. They did even better on its next project, Judge Judy. The show's original publicist was Howard Bragman, who is now considered one of Hollywood's top publicists.
Produced: 1995–1999 (96 episodes, 2 shows per syndicated episode)
The show's writers and executive producers watched episodes of tabloid talk shows, such as The Jenny Jones Show, for inspiration.[1]
Cast
Main
- Timothy Stack as Dick Dietrick, the show's host and namesake
- Peter Siragusa as Miller, Dick's long-suffering assistant on the show.[2] Beginning midway through the first season, the role was taken over by Robert Alan Beuth and the character renamed "Mueller".
- Lynne Marie Stewart as a character variously referred to as "Audience Member", "Lady in Audience", and so forth along those lines. As her name indicates, she was part of the studio audience in almost all episodes and often asked inane questions of the show's main guests. However, in one second-season episode she was invited onto the panel, where she identified herself as the president of Dietrick's fan club and proceeded to discuss her pen-pal romance with an incarcerated murderer.
- Judy Toll was the female announcer who introduced Dietrick at the beginning of each episode and narrated most of the interstitial bumpers (including the ubiquitous "you can get Dick on the World Wide Web" promos advertising the show's website), and was also on the writing staff.[3]
Recurring panelists
- Dwayne Barnes as gangsta rapper MC Carjak
- Jordana Capra as Dr. Susan Sonspeen, feminist lecturer, author, and "Professor of Lesbian Studies at Lily Tomlin Women's College"
- Steven Cragg as Peter Mithelmet, a snooty, pretentious, and sexually ambiguous European fashion designer
- Christopher Darga as Bob, a strip club owner, sexaholic, serial womanizer, pathological liar, and all-around creep whose sleazy schemes frequently make him fodder for panel discussions. Whenever said schemes go awry, he invariably shrugs everything off with his all-purpose excuse: a nonchalantly delivered "Hey, I'm sick, I need help."
- Vinny Montello as Vinny, a belligerent man with a Brooklyn accent who frequently appeared in the studio audience, often making crass comments or threatening to beat up panelists he doesn't like. However, in one episode he was invited on the panel, where he discussed his plight as a struggling drag queen who hoped to get breast augmentation surgery from Dr. Hamilton George.
- John Paragon played two recurring roles. He appeared three times as "Bachelor #3", an asbestos miner and laryngectomy patient who speaks (and sings karaoke) through an electronic voice prosthesis. This character first appeared in one of the show's earliest episodes as the unlikely winner of a Dating Game-style contest, hence his name, and subsequently revisited the show twice more along with his newfound beau, though his real name was never revealed. Paragon also played the unrelated role of sex education expert Dr. Edward Burns in two second-season episodes.
- Shirley Prestia as Mattie Gelman, unlicensed therapist and self-help book author
- Andrew Prine as Dr. Hamilton George, a world-renowned plastic surgeon who's considered the "Father of Nipple Replacement". Dr. George's skin is deeply tanned (like his name, this is a reference to actor George Hamilton) and he moves his body slowly and stiffly like a robot, presumably from having performed numerous cosmetic procedures on himself.
- Tim Silva as Dr. Lonnie Lanier, psychologist, self-help book author, and founder of the eponymous Lanier Institute. Like Stack himself, Silva was one of the many Groundlings graduates who appeared on the show.
- Steve Valentine as "The Astounding Andy", hypnotist and magician
- Steve White as Tupac Zemeckis, acclaimed African-American director of films about gritty urban street life, along the lines of Spike Lee or John Singleton. (Appropriately enough, White's best-known roles as an actor were in Spike Lee's films Do the Right Thing, Mo' Better Blues, and Malcolm X.)
Episodes
Except where otherwise noted, information about episode titles, cast and crew is sourced from iMDB, and plot descriptions are summarized from their respective episodes as uploaded to the Internet Archive.[4]
Season 1 (1995–96)
| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | |
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| 1 | 1 | "Cults" | Jim Drake | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Peter Kaikko | |
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Dick probes into the shadowy world of religious cults with an exposé of the "Children of Yerry", which guest panelist Lynda (Laura O'Loughlin) credits with turning her life around, but others claim is a front for a prostitution ring. Dr. Lonnie Lanier is also on hand to try his luck at "deprogramming" Lynda, with the help of her mother (Carole Androsky). | |||||
| 2 | 2 | "Confessions" | Jim Drake | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Peter Kaikko | |
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Guests confess the dark secrets they've been hiding from their loved ones: one (Rebecca Kyler Downs) whose mother doesn't know she's quit medical school to become a stripper; another (Micah McCain) who wants to "come out" as heterosexual to his same-sex partner. Also making his first of two appearances on the Night Stand panel is Father Chip (Hal Sparks in one of his earliest televised roles), a hip young Catholic priest with a revolutionary new idea to modernize worship for the cyber generation: drive-thru confessionals. | |||||
| 3 | 3 | "Crime Show" | Jim Drake | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Peter Kaikko | |
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After being publicly humiliated by front-page news coverage of his cowardly reaction to a mugging, Dick dedicates an entire show to defending his honor — and that of panelist Neil (Patrick T. O'Brien), the victim of a similar incident whom Dick helps to confront his assailant. Also on the panel are Maryanne Queefer (Lisa Lord), a former policewoman who's now hawking a line of self-defense-themed exercise tapes, and Vance Prudhoe (Shashawnee Hall), a vigilante-turned-self-help author who believes the best self-defense is a good "self-offense".[5] Note: John Paragon appears uncredited toward the end of the final segment as a cardiologist seated in the studio audience. Paragon would later go on to future Night Stand appearances in a variety of other roles. | |||||
| 4 | 4 | "Dating" | Jim Drake | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Peter Kaikko | |
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Delving into the world of dating, Dick — along with the irrepressible Mattie Gelman — tries to help a pair of lovelorn guest panelists (Michael Luckerman; Heather Ehlers) find mates, Dating Game-style. For the finale, Dick gets acquainted with his own "perfect date", a buxom blonde helpfully linked with him via an online matchmaking service. Note: The aforementioned Dating Game-inspired segment marks the debut appearance of "Bachelor #3", portrayed by the similarly aforementioned John Paragon. | |||||
| 5 | 5 | "It's My Body and I'll Cry If I Want To" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Peter Kaikko | |
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Exploring the relationship between looking good and feeling good, Dick hosts a spirited debate between flamboyant fitness guru Jonathon Felcher (comedian Ant doing an over-the-top parody of Richard Simmons) and cosmetic surgeon Dr. Hamilton George on how best to deal with excess body fat. Moreover, studio audience member Beverly (Helen Siff) is regaled with an impromptu makeover (and not the lifesaving liver transplant she desperately needs). Note: Tim Bagley appears in one of his earliest roles as Hubie, the jilted ex-boyfriend of Jonathon's protégée Erline. | |||||
| 6 | 6 | "Supernatural Sex" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Peter Kaikko | |
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Dick interviews Mandy (Holly Long), a woman who claims to be carrying on a torrid affair with a ghost, yet yearns for a committed relationship based on more than just sex. How to let him off easy? The subsequent two guests — voodoo priestess Mambo Santa Maria (Bridget Morrow) and creepy life-after-death expert Dr. Morte Gunty (Matt Gottlieb) — help bring a most unexpected end to the dalliance. Note: Jerry Springer's cameo at the end of the second segment marks the first of what will eventually be three appearances by him on the series. According to Stack, while most real-life talk show hosts tended not to appreciate being lampooned, Springer was an avid Night Stand fan who approached the show's producers specifically requesting to be written into an episode.[3] | |||||
| 7 | 7 | "So You Think You're a Lesbian" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Paul Abeyta, Peter Kaikko & David Morgasen | |
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Samantha (Colleen Tate) recently split from her fiancé Ray (Michael McDonald) after falling into an impromptu tryst with a stripper, Regina (Lynette Lane). Does this mean she's a lesbian? Dick invites all three on the show to hash the situation out — with a little help from Samantha's new therapist, Dr. Susan Sonspeen.[6] | |||||
| 8 | 8 | "Transvestite Wedding Show" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Peter Kaikko | |
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Sue (Ana B. Gabriel) is madly in love with her fiancé Guy (Paul Witten), and has high hopes for a future of joyous wedded bliss. The only sticking point? Guy is a cross-dresser, and Sue's conservative, blue-collar father Bob (Ron Harper) is none the wiser. Luckily, Dick has invited Mattie Gelman onto the panel to help sort the whole mess out. Note: Series regular Vinny Montello makes the first of his several appearances as a belligerent studio audience member on this episode, musing menacingly about "kick[ing] this freak's ass" (referring to Guy). | |||||
| 9 | 9 | "Arctic Heat" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Peter Kaikko | |
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Dick welcomes the famous comedy writer-director Garry Marshall onto the show: ostensibly as a forum to promote his then-recently published memoir Wake Me When It's Funny, but really to try and sell him on the idea for a reboot of Arctic Heat, a cheesy action-adventure series starring a cast of buxom models (Tané McClure, Enya Flack, and April Jayne) whom Dick spends the first two segments obsequiously fawning over. | |||||
| 10 | 10 | "Foxy News Babes" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Peter Kaikko | |
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Dick hosts dueling television news anchors Mary Stanley Laurel (Maura Soden) and Holly Montagna Rancheros (Darla Haun), of whom the former lost her job to the latter for refusing to cater to the sexist demands of their boss, Link Tartikoff (Jon Kean). Link, in turn, plans to pass Holly over for a promotion in favor of his "newest superstar": airheaded ex-porn star McCoy Pepino (Donna Eskra). Does journalistic integrity really matter to today's news viewers, or is it all about sex appeal? To find out, Dick puts all three through an obstacle course-style competition, with the coveted anchor job on the line and the studio audience as judge. | |||||
| 11 | 11 | "Hatred's Not a Four-Letter Word" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Keith Baim | |
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Dick puts the spotlight on the rising specter of hate in America, in the form of Tiffany LeBlanc (Sarah Ann Morris): the newly hired spokeswoman for the Ku Klux Klan who's been tasked with revamping their tired old image for a new generation of bigot, and who squares off on the panel against urban cinematic auteur Tupac Zemeckis. Dr. Lonnie Lanier is on hand to mediate over a friendly game of "Twingo": his own self-created hybrid of Twister and bingo. | |||||
| 12 | 12 | "Hooked on Hookers" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Peter Kaikko | |
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Dick takes "teenage hardbody prostitute" Krystal (Mathea Webb) off the mean streets of Hollywood and onto his panel: hearing out her hard-luck story, introducing her to reformed prostitute-turned-LAPD vice cop Molly Bolte (Julie Uribe) to set her on the right path, and then bringing on "call girl extraordinaire" and self-styled entrepreneur Tracy Ann Hepburn (Karen Person) to argue the counterpoint — and helm a "hooker fashion show" featuring selections from her self-owned catalog. | |||||
| 13 | 13 | "Mama's Boys" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Peter Kaikko | |
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Andy (Kelly Perine) has been engaged for nine years to his exasperated fiancée Paula (Vanita Harbour) and set eleven different wedding dates, only to be thwarted each time by his overbearing mother, Blanche (Aloma Wright). Meanwhile, Roland (William Akey) is a never-married scoutmaster and musical theater fanatic who unapologetically describes his mother as his constant life companion. Both swear there's nothing amiss, but Dick's final interviewee — Teresa Matthews (D.D. Howard); couples therapist, self-help author, and ex-wife of a "mama's boy" — begs to differ. | |||||
| 14 | 14 | "I'm Sorry" | ? | ? | |
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Because Night Stand has yet to see an official DVD or streaming release, and this is one of the numerous episodes that have not been uploaded unofficially onto YouTube or anywhere else online, it's therefore impossible at this time to provide a plot summary here. | |||||
| 15 | 15 | "One-Night Stand Reunions" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Peter Kaikko | |
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In which Dick solicits viewers' fond memories of long-ago romantic trysts and then sets about reuniting them with their former partners: circus dwarf Corky (Kevin Thompson) with motivational speaker Joanna (Kimberly Oja); frisky seniors Rose (Eve Brent) and Edward (Glen Vernon), who'd met at a USO show in 1942 just before shipping off to fight in World War II, and — more darkly — flight attendant Kathy (a rare live-action role for Christine Cavanaugh), looking to get even with a pair of pickup artist brothers she'd met in a hotel bar. | |||||
| 16 | 16 | "The Fame Show" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Peter Kaikko | |
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Profiling the opportunists who live on the fringes of celebrity, Dick interviews Layla Downs (Carolyn Hennesy), a grifter whose M.O. is to stage accidents with famous people and feign injury as a pretext to ask them out on dates; sassy gossip columnist Francis DeMule (David Jahn); Barry Shaffer (Scott Hartman), the overlooked, bitter brother of bandleader Paul Shaffer, and Blanca Verde (Ana Mercedes), an immigrant housekeeper who's got a bone to pick with her employer: sitcom star Cindy Williams. Note: In addition to Cindy Williams' appearance as herself, Dennis Miller also makes a brief cameo as one of Layla Downs' victims. | |||||
| 17 | 17 | "Death in a Trailer Park" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Peter Kaikko | |
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This time around, the limelight belongs to the colorful denizens of the Pair O' Dice Trailer Park, who are at the center of a nationwide scandal. Betty Wilma Cooper (Jana Arnold) is grieving the loss of her son, Billy Ray Jim, a septic tank magnate who recently died in a fiery auto wreck — or did he? A whirlwind of rumors is swirling around his widow Jolene (Sharise Baker) and trailer park owner Big Bob Little (Randy Polk), and investigative journalist Theresa Cook (Diane Glass) intends to get to the bottom of it all. | |||||
| 18 | 18 | "Frivolous Lawsuits" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Peter Kaikko | |
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Attorneys Sharon Ann Kunstler (Annie Fitzgerald) and Norman Desmond (Mitchell Group) come on the panel to debate the pros and cons of our modern-day litigious society — and the merits of the discrimination case filed by Jamie LeFarr (Victoria Morsell), a client of Norman's who's suing her former employer over her termination after contracting a spurious disease known as "EIE". It all culminates in a mock trial with Sharon in the role of judge, Dick as defense attorney, and the studio audience as the jury. | |||||
| 19 | 19 | "My Kid's a Race Traitor" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Peter Kaikko | |
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Becky (Aimee Bothwell) is a platinum-blonde teenager whose embrace of all things culturally African-American is driving her upper-class Bel Air parents to distraction. Similarly, Brad's (Sean Leisure) personal credo of "acting Black can hold you back" has drawn the ire of his father Timmafee Hardaway (J.D. Hall), a kente-wearing ex-Black Panther. Dick responds with a hastily improvised game show dubbed "The Race Card", where the kids team up to compete against the parents to see whose viewpoint carries the day. | |||||
| 20 | 20 | "Myth America" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Peter Kaikko | |
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After a disappointing second-place finish in the 1990 Miss American Miss competition, Amber-Jo Lynch (Kathe Weeks) has reinvented herself as a champion for "beauty pageant survivors". But is her shtick just sour grapes? Winning contestant Keli Rich-Victor (Debbie James, a real-life former Miss USA finalist) and renowned pageant coach Tex Guy (D. Ewing Woodruff) both think so. To settle the matter, Dick stages a rematch, using Miller along with a selection of studio audience members as judges. | |||||
| 21 | 21 | "Mistrial of the Century" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Peter Kaikko | |
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In a satire of the O.J. Simpson trial and the media circus that surrounded it, Dick dedicates this episode to a recap of the murder trial of the fictional martial arts movie star Jackie Wang. On the panel are prosecutor Patricia Stark (Brenda Varda), head defense attorney Jimmy Hawkins (Jay Arlen Jones), and "hostile witness extraordinaire" Tito Palin (Jon Beauregard), each of whom help recount Wang's desperate efforts to cover up his homosexuality, the ambiguous outcome of the murder trial that ensued, and what they've been up to since the hubbub died down. Note: Robert Alan Beuth makes his Night Stand debut in this episode, portraying Donny, a former Wang juror-turned-bestselling author. Shortly thereafter, Beuth would replace Peter Siragusa in the recurring role of Mueller, Dick's loyal but perpetually abused showrunner. | |||||
| 22 | 22 | "Post Office Show" | ? | ? | |
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Because Night Stand has yet to see an official DVD or streaming release, and this is one of the numerous episodes that have not been uploaded unofficially onto YouTube or anywhere else online, it's therefore impossible at this time to provide a plot summary here. | |||||
| 23 | 23 | "Illegal Alien Star Search" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Peter Kaikko | |
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Dick takes aim at America's burgeoning anti-immigration movement in typically irreverent fashion: by staging an "Illegal Alien Star Search" where the winner receives a green card and the losers face immediate deportation courtesy of INS field director Colin Brown (James F. Dean), who just so happens to be part of today's studio audience. Contestants include Vietnamese-born cabaret singer Nookie Lee Jones (Lisa Inouye), Dhallywood actor Lockschlemanon Quingbadderdashee (Leon Fermanian), straight-outta-Copenhagen porn star Xenaphoba (Susanna Voltaire), and German-speaking stand-up comedian Gunther Johann (Phil Hartman). | |||||
| 24 | 24 | "Soiled Cloth" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Peter Kaikko | |
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Tackling the thorny issue of clergy sex scandals, Dick interviews Beth Ann McClear (Leslie Windram), author of a tell-all book recounting the string of torrid love affairs she'd carried on with a parade of prominent religious leaders; Rev. Martin N. Lewis (Michael Leopard), an ex-televangelist who parlayed the notoriety of his own scandalous downfall into a lucrative apology tour, and Didi (Ria Pavia), a college co-ed who claims to have been groped by a Buddhist monk (Dana Lee) on an airplane. Note: This episode marks Peter Siragusa's final appearance in the role of Miller. | |||||
| 25 | 25 | "Athletes as Role Models" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Ralph Greene | |
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Society tends to idealize sports superstars as paragons of leadership and virtue, but given all their well-publicized antics, is that the correct approach? Veteran ESPN reporter Fran Howard (Tembi Locke) says no, and cites Dick's next guest, basketball great Donald "X-Man" Fisher (Josef Cannon, parodying Dennis Rodman), as a perfect example. We also hear from Margo Johnston (Trasy Broussard), a "sports groupie" who's written a tell-all book detailing her trysts with a who's who of professional athletes.[7] Note: This episode is the first for which Robert Alan Beuth is credited in the role of Mueller. However, the character would not actually appear on screen until several episodes later. | |||||
| 26 | 26 | "Strippers Are Ruining My Marriage" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Ralph Greene | |
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On the panel are Barbara (Leslie Sachs), to whom the episode's titular predicament applies; her husband Steve (Ivan Allen), who defends his daily trips to the Thong Kong Club as harmless fun, and Libby (Lisa Boyle), Steve's favorite dancer at said club. The ensuing debate seems stuck at an impasse until Dr. Lonnie Lanier arrives with one of his trademark out-of-left-field solutions.[8] | |||||
| 27 | 27 | "The Self-Improvement Show" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Ralph Greene | |
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Dick shines the spotlight on the self-help industry, with panelists Robin Anthony (Randal Keith) and Teri Cole Williamson (Jodie Fisher) butting heads over their contrasting approaches to helping clients maximize their potential — as well as their own shared romantic history. Whose theory works best? Enter Lester (George "Buck" Flower), a homeless man whom Dick has recruited off a local street corner to serve as their mutual test subject. | |||||
| 28 | 28 | "Are Talk Shows Out of Control?" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Ralph Greene | |
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Debating the question in the episode title are activist Donna Wilder (Deborah Driggs), who complains that typical daytime syndicated fare is corrosive to common decency and singles Night Stand out for particular scorn, and Zach (Deron McBee), a male stripper and perennial talk show guest who dismisses the controversy as harmless fun. Naturally, Dick takes the opportunity to deflect all of Donna's criticism onto his arch-rival Jerry Springer — that is, until Jerry himself makes a surprise appearance on the panel to settle the score. Note: This episode features Robert Alan Beuth's first on-screen appearance as Mueller. | |||||
| 29 | 29 | "Hate Thy Neighbor" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Ralph Greene | |
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The town of Morningwood is an idyllic slice of picket-fence suburbia — with the exception of the Clampulett place, where patriarch Turk (Andrew Craig) stores rusted-out cars on his front lawn and the family pit bull is left to bark and howl all night. The straightlaced Montagues from next door have had it up to here, but complicating matters is the budding romance between Tyler (Adam Consolo) and Pumpkin (Jennifer Lyons), the teenage children of the respective households. Solution? Dr. Lonnie Lanier proposes a game of "Feuding Families" where the loser puts their house up for sale and leaves town. The parents are ready and raring to go, but what about the young star-crossed lovers? | |||||
| 30 | 30 | "Sex in Washington, D.C." | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Ralph Greene | |
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A political scandal plays out on the Night Stand panel as Capitol Hill intern Julie Douda (Elizabeth Low) details the lurid allegations contained in her ongoing sexual harassment suit against popular senator Daniel Handelmayer (Arthur Roberts). Naturally, the senator and his wife (Faith Quabius) are on hand to defend themselves, and there's also the question of what role Julie's attorney — noted feminist activist Connie Croydon (Staci Greason) — might play in this whole sordid affair. | |||||
| 31 | 31 | "The Unwed Mothers Show" | ? | ? | |
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Because Night Stand has yet to see an official DVD or streaming release, and this is one of the numerous episodes that have not been uploaded unofficially onto YouTube or anywhere else online, it's impossible to provide a plot summary here. However, according to iMDB, this episode features one of Shirley Prestia's appearances in the recurring role of Mattie Gelman. | |||||
| 32 | 32 | "Staff Talent Show" | ? | ? | |
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Because Night Stand has yet to see an official DVD or streaming release, and this is one of the numerous episodes that have not been uploaded unofficially onto YouTube or anywhere else online, it's therefore impossible at this time to provide a plot summary here. | |||||
| 33 | 33 | "Dream a Little Dream" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Ralph Greene | |
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Dick teams up with famous television star Charlene Tilton, who's paying her success forward with a new charitable foundation dedicated to helping others realize their dreams. Falling victim to Dick's general incompetence are Marta (Magda Harout), a Czechoslovak refugee separated from her husband during a harrowing escape through the Iron Curtain; Danny (Vic Wilson), who's looking to get even with his high school bully Butch (Steve O'Connor); Rusty "Hellcat" Robinson (Bob Sarlatte), an ex-daredevil who was rendered quadriplegic after an accident and is now trying to break into comedy, and — ultimately — Charlene herself. | |||||
| 34 | 34 | "Love on the Internet" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Ralph Greene | |
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Dick explores the perks and pitfalls of the episode's titular subject, which was still somewhat of a novel concept back in the heady days of 1996. On hand to assist are Wally Theodore (Ben Livingston), whose chat room paramour isn't quite what he first expected; Gloria Holt (Beth Tegarden), who still professes virginity despite having had cybersex with over 2,500 men; sex therapist and inventor Frank Kann (William Smith Keane), touting some of the newest high-tech gadgets from the Stiffer Image catalog, and the Sullivans (David Kaufman and Lisa Rotondi), a couple who met, courted, and were married online and are now meeting in person for the first time — to get a divorce. Note: This episode is notorious among fans for an unscripted wardrobe malfunction suffered by actor Kevin Light, who plays the role of Kal, a male model and Night Stand production assistant whom Dick brings onto the panel in an effort to impress the aforementioned Gloria. The script called for Dick to tear off Kal's shirt and trousers; however, on the first take, his underwear was accidentally removed as well, briefly exposing his genitals. Although the scene was reshot, footage of the audience's shocked reaction from the initial version was incorporated into the episode's final cut — and the entire outtake has occasionally resurfaced on blooper specials such as It'll Be Alright on the Night. | |||||
| 35 | 35 | "Salute to Getting Off Easy" | ? | ? | |
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Night Stand has never been officially released to DVD or streaming, and although many episodes have been uploaded "unofficially" to the Internet, only a few brief snippets of this one are currently available on YouTube. However, it's known that one segment features Florence Henderson as the owner of Brady House, where ex-sitcom stars are reacclimated to life in a world without laugh tracks and studio audiences, as well as Anthony Anderson in one of his earliest television roles as Mickey, a former actor on the fictional family comedy Getting Off Easy who's now a Brady House resident.[9] Moreover, iMDB indicates that entertainment journalist Nancy O'Dell appears as a member of the studio audience. | |||||
| 36 | 36 | "Is MVT Good for America?" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Ralph Greene | |
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Today's panel tackles the controversy around the raunchy programming on MVT (Night Stand's in-universe analogue for MTV), and airheaded veejay Eisenhower (Maureen Muldoon) is taking flak from both sides: from parents' activist Mary Jo Spitz (Melissa Christopher), who was spurred to action after her son injured himself imitating the antics of cartoon duo Pork-Head and Weiner, and simultaneously from MC Carjak, who is crying discrimination after the network banned the video for his latest single, "Fuck Everyone". Also making an appearance is media mogul Sumner Winterfall (Paul Rothery), who vows to put an end to all the indecency — but some question his true motivations.[10] | |||||
| 37 | 37 | "The Making of a President" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Ralph Greene | |
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Inspired by his feud with the board of his local homeowners' association, Dick devotes a show to exploring the ingredients that go into a successful political campaign. Panelist Mary Madison (Wendy Pitts) starts off discussing Politics as an Aphrodisiac — her recently published memoir that recounts her career as a leading image consultant — but soon enough finds herself grooming Dick for his own campaign for the HOA presidency, facing off against incumbent Allen D. Generis (Robert Stephen Ryan). Of course, this necessitates finding Dick a suitable First Lady, with a trio of candidates (Jill Lesly Jones; Faye Dout; J. J. North) duly auditioned. | |||||
| 38 | 38 | "UFO Mother Show" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Ralph Greene | |
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Prim-and-proper Catholic schoolgirl Mary (Heather O'Ryan) has fallen pregnant — allegedly by an alien who abducted her as she drove her car along a desolate road. Her therapist (Howard S. Miller) buys her story, but her sister Maggie (Judie Aronson) doesn't, and it's tearing their close-knit family apart. Who can sort through this mess? Dick recruits prominent illusionist and skeptic The Astounding Andy for his debut appearance on the Night Stand panel. Also on hand is former Night Court star Harry Anderson, making what might be the most (intentionally) awkward and pointless celebrity guest spot in television history.[10] | |||||
| 39 | 39 | "The Secret Crush Show" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Ralph Greene | |
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In which Dick the matchmaker brings his viewers face to face with the special someones whom they've always fancied, but never had the nerve to approach. Soap opera heartthrob Sean Kanan (playing himself) proves quite a surprise for his favorite bank teller, Wendy (Gwendolyn Sanford), while recently divorced high school math teacher Elaine Moritz (Tina Arning) is left with the unenviable task of letting one of her own students (Danny Strong) down easy. But the biggest bombshell of all is dropped by one of Dick's own employees: Night Stand costume designer Robert (Michael Todd Sandman). | |||||
| 40 | 40 | "Affirmative Action Show" | Dennis Rosenblatt | Larry Strawther, Paul Abeyta & Sheri Colenberg | |
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Dick introduces us to Lucy (Sharon Lee Jones), who claims to have been passed over for a job as a stripper due to race-based hiring quotas, and Chanté (Lynette Lane), the Black dancer who took her place and dismisses the whole dispute as a case of sour grapes. Rounding out the panel is our old friend Bob, owner of "Lapland USA" — the strip club at the center of the maelstrom — who, as usual, vacillates between melodramatically playing the victim and repeatedly promoting his business by name to Night Stand viewers. Bob swears he'd gladly hire both if only his hands weren't tied by government regulations... but are they really? | |||||
References
- ^ Moore, Scott (December 31, 1995). "It's Not Just Another Talk Show". The Washington Post. Archived from the original on June 29, 2016. Retrieved March 31, 2024.
- ^ "Peter Siragusa". IMDb.
- ^ a b Spacek, Nick (February 3, 2021). "'Oh, People – People, No!': TV's Tim Stack on the Cult of 'Night Stand'". Grumpire. Retrieved October 21, 2025.
- ^ Night Stand 1995. May 28, 2023. Retrieved March 2, 2026 – via Internet Archive.
- ^ NIGHT STAND - The Crime Show. NIGHT STAND. August 17, 2025. Retrieved March 2, 2026 – via YouTube.
- ^ NIGHT STAND - So You Think You're a Lesbian?. NIGHT STAND. August 15, 2025. Retrieved March 2, 2026 – via YouTube.
- ^ NIGHT STAND - Athletes As Role Models. NIGHT STAND. October 29, 2025. Retrieved March 2, 2026 – via YouTube.
- ^ NIGHT STAND - Strippers Are Ruining My Marriage. NIGHT STAND. October 27, 2025. Retrieved March 2, 2026 – via YouTube.
- ^ Florence Henderson and a young Anthony Anderson. NIGHT STAND. March 4, 2025. Retrieved March 2, 2026 – via YouTube.
- ^ a b Night Stand The UFO Mother Show ~ Is MVT Good For America. dms1010. July 4, 2025. Retrieved March 5, 2026 – via YouTube.
- Scott Moore (December 31, 1995). "IT'S NOT JUST ANOTHER TALK SHOW". Washington Post. Retrieved May 22, 2016.
- "Glued to the tube. Stacking up against reality of TV talk shows" Newsday 11/21/1995
- Graham, Jefferson (November 22, 1995). "Taking a comic 'Stand' on trashy talk". USA Today. ProQuest 408672005. Retrieved May 22, 2016.
- James Wolcott (April 1, 1996). "TALKING TRASH". The New Yorker. p. 99. Archived from the original on February 15, 2005. Retrieved May 22, 2016.
- Katherine Wojtecki (November 30, 1995). "Not Oprah or Donahue: The anti-talk show host". Campus Press. Archived from the original on October 5, 2000. Retrieved May 22, 2016.
- Kenneth Plume (March 1997). "Saving 'Night Stand with Dick Dietrick'-- Fans Hope E! Won't Be 'Dick'-less". Tibby's Bowl. Archived from the original on February 15, 2005. Retrieved May 22, 2016.
External links
- Night Stand with Dick Dietrick at IMDb
- "Salvo's Night Stand w/ Dick Dietrick Home Page". Archived from the original on April 11, 2005.
- "E! Online – E! On Air – E! Originals -Nightstand". E!. Archived from the original on October 8, 1999.
- "EPGUIDES.com Online – Nightstand". EPGUIDES. Archived from the original on September 4, 2019. Retrieved September 10, 2019.
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